Cheap Machine Songtext
von Troy Mercy

I need a cheap machine that will make you love me
I need a cheap machine bend your will to mine
Something that will do all the work for me
I′m not paying more than 9.99

Cheap machine
Cheap machine
Cheap machine
Cheap machine

Give me a hoodoo-ray made by Chinese hands
And I might could do an installment plan
I need some piece of shit that won't work in a week
And when it breaks I′ll just throw it in the creek


Cheap machine
Cheap machine
Cheap machine
Cheap machine

I need a cheap machine do a half-ass job
You'll start to love me, it'll go all wrong
Well when it′s all over, when we′re all through
I need a frugal way to get the hell from you

Cheap machine
Cheap machine
Cheap machine
It's so cheap
My machine
My machine