Sold a Hammer to the Pentagon Songtext
von Tom Paxton

Sold a hammer to the Pentagon
To the Bing Bang, to the Pentagon
And I′m living in Florida for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 700 for every silly little hammer
For I sold them to the Pentagon, and they made me a millionaire

So you sell them nails to the Bing Bang, to the Pentagon
Yes, you sell them nails and they'll make you a millionaire


Sold a coffee pot to the Pentagon
To the Hee Haw to the Pentagon
And I′m living on the golf course for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 5,000 for every silly little coffee pot
For I sold them to the Pentagon, and they made me a millionaire

So you sell our coffee to the Hee Haw to the Pentagon
Yes, you sell them coffee and they'll make you a millionaire

Sold a toilet seat to the Pentagon
To the Yahoo, to the Pentagon
And I'm living in a condo for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 600 for every folding little toilet seat
For I sold them to the Pentagon, and they made me a millionaire

So you know what you can sell to the Yahoo, to the Pentagon
Yes, you know what you can sell and they′ll make you a millionaire