As Seen on Reality Songtext
von TISM

Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine

If you watch Reality, got your crotch on Reality
If you act on Reality, know a fact from Reality
If you make up Reality, see a break up on Reality
If you produce Reality, don′t want to reduce Reality
If you costume Reality, know a better restroom than Reality
If you write on Reality, do the lights on Reality
If your ad's on Reality, follow fads from Reality
If you grew up on Reality, didn′t throw up on Reality

If you write about it, bring about it, fight about it, sing about it
Admire it, inspire it, hire it, acquire it

If you love it
You deserve it
If you love it
You deserve it


If you make Reality, if you fake Reality
Get your face on Reality, product placed on Reality
Your song's on Reality, it belongs on Reality
You relate to Reality, you fellate Reality
Gay or straight on Reality, celibate on Reality
If you renovate Reality, if you decorate Reality
If you argue 'bout the stinking body corporate on Reality
If you cook on Reality, even look at Reality

Give garden tips on Reality, give me the shits on Reality
If you program Reality, don′t wanna pogrom Reality
You′re addicted to Reality, to who's evicted from Reality
If you get away on Reality, not get away from Reality
Find a match on Reality, not put a match to Reality
Cameo on Reality, funniest video Reality
If you do a deal on Reality, keep it real on Reality
If you vote on Reality, cross-promote on Reality
Like the cast on Reality, don′t wanna glass them on Reality

If you don't can it, bash it, ban it, trash it
If you follow it, observe it, swallow it, lurve it

If you love it
You deserve it
If you love it
You deserve it

Hold on, this is bullshit!