First Aid Songtext
von The Wibbley Brothers

There are many many ways of boiling an egg
But only one of them is right
There are many many ways of bandaging a leg
To stop you being up all night with the pain
First aid, first aid, it′s very good
If you haven't thought about it yet it′s time you should
First aid, first aid, does the trick
If it's a mighty big gash or a tiny little nick

There are certain thing to know when you're driving in a car
To stop it crashing into trees
There are certain things to know when you′re standing at the bar
Most of which concern the knees
First aid, first aid, is entertaining
Even when it′s raining I'm not complaining
First aid, first aid, it′s really rather fun
You know what it feels like but you don't know how it′s done


How it's done
How it′s done
How it's done

There are quite a lot of times when you might need a book
To tell you how things should be made
There are quite a lot of times when you might just have a look
To see the proper game is played
First aid, first aid, it's very good
If you haven′t thought about it yet it′s time you should
First aid, first aid, does the trick
If it's a mighty big gash or a tiny little nick

Minor ailments - cuts, grazes, sprains, stings
Burns, throat infections, wrenches, spots
Twists, thorns, bites and coughs
Are all assisted by
First aid, first aid, it will last
Blood on your shirt is a thing of the past
First aid, first aid, it′s a new regime
It will triumph over everything and God save the Queen

Amen