Your Flying Car Songtext
von The Whomping Willows

Harry, oh Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you′re riding in your flying car
Oh Weasley, oh Ronald Weasley
I'd like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know boys will be boys
But a flying car shouldn′t be treated like a toy
Next time, consult Hermione
'Cause I know she'd treat me with decency


Oh Harry, oh Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you′re riding in your flying car
Oh Weasley, oh Ronald Weasley
I′d like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know that you rule this school
But I've been at Hogwarts much longer than you
Even Lupin wouldn′t terrorize me
'Cause it′s kind of lame to beat on a tree

Oh Harry, oh Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you're riding in your flying car
Oh Weasley, oh Ronald Weasley
I′d like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know you were just fooling around
But at least have the wherewithal to land on the ground
I know it's fun and games to you
But the Whomping Willow has feelings too