Whore for Dumbledore Songtext
von The Whomping Willows

I′m a whore for Dumbledore
I'm a whore for Dumbledore

I′d like to have a couple friends
But they won't understand me 'cause I just keep hitting them
And I′d like to stroll around the grounds
But I don′t have any legs with which to move around
And I'd like to ride a broomstick
But I′m a stationary bony with this one awful trick
Forgive me when I beat you, this isn't how I treat you
If Dumbledore had made me just a bit less crazy


I′m a whore for Dumbledore
I'm a whore for Dumbledore

I′d like to join you in Hogsmeade
Instead of spending all my time with birds and weeds
And I'd like to find an entwife too
Maybe have a couple saplings and raise them strong and true
But Dumbledore had other plans
I'd like to guard some stupid passage with the swinging of my branches
Forgive me when I beat you, this isn′t how I treat you
If Dumbledore had made me just a bit less crazy

I′m a whore for Dumbledore