Treebeard Rocks Songtext
von The Whomping Willows

When I find myself in times of darkness
And I just can′t seem to face the day
I call out to my good friend Hagrid
And all my fears just melt away

If Hagrid's busy with his magical creatures
Then Draco′s there to back me up
We'll get together and watch a movie
Or rock out with our sweet guitars

But if Draco's busy snogging Pansy
Then I′ll log on to my MySpace account
And I′ll send a message to my homegirl Jackie
Or my other homegirl Arielle

If all else fails and I'm all alone
I think of the greatest tree there ever was
His name is Treebeard
Some people have Jesus


Some people have Buddha
Some people have Muhammad
Some people have Vishnu

But I have Treebeard
The greatest tree who ever lived

Treebeard fought the orcs when no one else could
He brought together his great army of Ents
Thereby setting a precedent
For any tree who is worth his place on Earth
To fight the noble battle of cleaning up the environment
And otherwise encouraging respect for trees

Treebeard
Oh, Treebeard
Oh, the greatest tree that ever lived
Oh, Treebeard
Oh, Treebeard

The greatest tree that ever lived