Death by a Solid Argument Songtext
von The Van Pelt

It′s safe now come inside
The water is lukewarm
And waist deep so you won't drown
It′s safe now come inside
There's not a predator in sight
Nor a starfish nor a mite
It's safe now come inside
Good thing you waited it out
You missed the fight


And we went to the party where they played croquet
And Madeline knew just what to say Oh my! What a lovely time
We had a few laughs with the brilliantly daft
Then we wrapped things up
And everyone left on time
How we towed the line

It′s safe now you can relax
All threat has been removed
And the risk averse are on the move
It′s safe now you can relax
No harm will come your way
And no letter shall stray
Its safe now you can go home
Nothing really to see just some retooled bones
Its safe now you can go home
Nothing hiding in a crevice
Nothing poking through a hole
Its safe now you can go home
Nothing inconvenient
And you'll never be alone