Pop a Knocker Songtext
von The Stiff Joints

Everybody′s bringing presents to my wedding
Because they got told they had to
I'll sit these nice pretty things that all my buddies will bring
Will I be loved yet?
I go to work every day
Wait till the weekend to play
I′ll be asleep in the night
I fall for once in a stream of dirty light
In a dream I ride a horse
But of course I wake up riding my wife
Complications have arised
Cannot look you in the eyes
You're a cheating rotten liar
Raging eyes so full of fire
Broken lives and broken dreams
Things were never what they seem
To your charms I have succumbed
Stick your love right up your bum
Double standards couldn't see that your affections stifled me
See you with those other boys


Mum told me to share my toys
True love′s passed over once again
I′m the twig dropped off the twine
This was never meant to be
Because you lack integrity
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Patience has eluded me
This is how it's gonna be
You weakly leaking bullshitter lover of my floor
I think that you should mop it up
The room is filling with your muck
I′ve tried to push you out the door
You keep on coming back for more
What are you trying to do with both of our lives?
Succubus, succubus, I've looked you into your eyes
And one of them′s reptilian and the other one's fied
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Fop a knocker
Sloppy clopper
Rodney trotter
Fop a knocker