Bruno Songtext
von The Stiff Joints

More dribble on my pillow than there′s money in my bank
But I'm not getting up until I′ve had another
Crank it up to eleven 'cause I'm feeling pretty cool
Balloons are loose, abstruse, aloof
The smell is getting sweeter and it′s only me around
I give it to the speaker and the speaker gives me sound
It will sort itself out by the time it′s come around
My ego weighs me down

I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can't sit down
Ooh, ayy


If love is the key, somebody check my lock
Your lady coming over, said that she wants to have a ride
On my cock-a-doodle-do, my girl, is now really the time?
I′ve got a song to finish, but she wants another line
It′s okay, I've itched away, but you have got to stop
Coming ′round so early if you're not going on top
Now I′m pretty thirsty so can you pop to the shop?
I am hot off you pop

I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can't sit down
I′ll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
Ooh, ayy


Pack your bags and drive me anywhere you want to go
Taking it slow on the open road
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah
With a little bit of uh, a little bit of oh
We're taking it slow
With a little bit of uh, a little bit of oh
On the open road
Cumbria, Cumbria, let′s go to the Lake District
If you're feeling opportunistic, maybe you can bring the biscuits
How′d we get to this bit? Better count all you were missing
One, two, three, four, five, six

I'll do anything
Just as long as I can't sit down
I′ll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
Ooh, ayy

I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can't sit down
I′ll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
I'll do anything
Just as long as I can′t sit down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down