Goodbat Nightman Songtext
von The Scaffold

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
May thieves go to jail for a very long time
They′ve had a hard day helping clean up the town
Now they hang from the mantelpiece both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stars
Batman and Robin are saying the prayers

God bless Superman and Superwoman
Aquaman and Aquawoman
Iron Man and Iron Woman
Spider-Man and Spider-Woman
Plastic Man and Plastic Woman

Crazy Man and...

Batman?
Yes, Robin

Was there ever a Batwoman?
There was once, Boy Wonder, a long time back


Where is she now?
I'm afraid she′s no longer with us
Oh, you mean...
Yes, she's in the great belfry up there in the sky
Holy Saint Batwoman! What happened?
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile
Suicide?
Batricide
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
Kapow!

They′ve locked all the doors and they′ve put out the bat
Put on their bat-jamas
We like doing that
Filled their bat water bottles, made their bat beds
With two springy batresses for sleepy bat heads
They're closing red eyes and they′re counting black sheep
Batman and Robin are falling asleep

Where are you going, Batman?
The batroom

Hallelujah