A COOL BEAR Songtext
von The Muffler Man

We the best music for real though


So, I was tripping through an alley
Through a hidden valley
Didn′t know where I was from
Didn't know where you′s gone from
But I was still there
Hidden with a bear
Why was the bear there?
I didn't really care
I walked around for hours
Had really no powers
I was kind of alone
In that weird home
It wasn't really a home
As much as it was a prison
And none of this actually happened
I′m just kind of making it up
But that′s cool right, right?
That's, that′s cool, I think
Um, bear was really tall
Wasn't anything really like Darth Maul
I don′t even remember what Darth Maul was like
But I think he was some star wars guy though
And he was really really weird
Uh, didn't have a beard
Because he was a bear
And bears don′t have beards

And I was working hard
To make it to this bar
And ever since that day
All I've had to say
Is that anything I do I hope to get payed
But I usually don't
Because that′s not how the real world, world works
You can′t just make YouTube videos, and Instagram, and Twitter and all these stuff
And get paid
And so to all those kids out there who think they can just get paid for this
They can't

And so I was working really hard
Stupid, Stupid hard
And I was really cool
Yeah, wrecked
There you go