Me and My Tapeworm Songtext
von Sylvester Weaver

Gee, I′m always hungry, can't get enough to eat
Gee, I′m hungry, can't get enough to eat
I'm just like a savage, I could eat a barrel of meat
Sat down to the table, ate up everything I could find
Sat down to the table, ate up everything I found
Would have ate the dishes if someone hadn′t been around
Butter, ham and cabbage ain′t enough to fill my
Butter, ham and cabbage ain't enough to fill my
That just makes me peckish, I could eat a dozen pie
Saw my family doctor, said I had a big tapeworm
I saw my family doctor, said I had a big tapeworm Said I have ate a cow, make me good and firm
Went to the country, broke into a chicken coop
I went to the country, broke into a chicken coop
Stole a dozen chickens, put ′em in a pot of soup
I'm a greedy glutton, eat fifty times a day
I′m a greedy glutton, eat fifty times a day
When I'm around a big belly I just slop away
Guess me and my tapeworm must go further down the road
Guess me and my tapeworm must go further down the road
′Cause we eat so much, won't nobody give us no more