Cyber Space Sirens/Computer Casanovas Songtext
von Super 8-Bit Brothers

You′re all welcome, here's an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas
Werewolf behind the computer
Photoshop image couldn′t look any cuter
Here's my best angle ten years ago
I wait for the buffer when it's running slow
Pale skinned blonds with the plastic noses
Red eye patches serving curious poses
Inbox lucky like a four leaf clover
Chevy out in red, hope someone′s coming over
Chat room fishin′ while I wait with patience
Kickin' up the jam, that radio station
Open the door, then I realize
You′re so much different in real life
You're all welcome, here′s an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas


Full color print, it's a cape in my pocket
Eyeball fuckin′, but they're not out of sight
She's my perfect ten, drives me out of my mind
Maybe three or four when she′s not online
Cleanse your mind with a virus scan
Control alt delete, Apple command
Troubleshoot the problem in the FAQ
It′s one more lesson that I could use
Ask.com, research the answers
When did animals learn to become erotic dancers
All the plain Janes and the average Joes
Look up as strippers and gigolos
Exiled to live in the shadows
Making love with our eyes closed
Hate the players, hate the game
Hate the god who made us play
Trapped in the third dimension
You're all welcome, here′s an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas
You're all welcome, here′s an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas
You're all welcome, here′s an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas
You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Log on, join the celebration
Fake girls and fake boys
Cyberspace sirens, computer Casanovas