Too Jesusy Songtext
von Stephen Lynch

Oh baby you were such a tease
Only get down on your knees to pray, to pray
And something in your bible said
Not to let me share your bed today, today

Oh now I see
That you turned out to be
Too Jesus-y for me

Our life was filled with sex and kink
Cigarettes and weed and drinking beer, beer
Now it′s bible verse and bible class
And bible shove it up your ass my dear, my dear


'Cause you and me
Plus Jesus makes three
That′s too Jesus-y for me

You and I are through
Can I please get an amen?
'Cause I got bored with you
When you got all born again

I'm sick of hearing ′bout that guy
His magic kingdom in the sky above, above
So take that precious cross you wear
And give yourself a Linda Blair my love, my love

If Jesus were me
Even he would agree
You′re too Jesus-y for me, for me
Too Jesus-y for me