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von Severe Tire Damage

Now it is my very great pleasure to introduce to you
The first band on the MBone
A band that in 1994 opened for the Rolling Stones
Without the Stones even realizing it
A band with a higher ratio of TV appearances to CDs sold
Than any other band
Severe Tire Damage!
You are an asshole
Aii! The secret of success in mathematics!
Plagiarize!
Who made me the genius I am today?
Who made me the one others all quote?
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat
Aii!
Severe Tire Damage!
Your band sucks!
You guys suck!