Girl With Emphysema Songtext
von Severe Tire Damage

Short, and fat, and smelly and lazy
The girl with Emphysema goes bowling
And when she wheezes each one who sees her goes "ahhh"

She quivers and shakes her flesh so roughly
It′s like an earthquake that when she passes each
Seismograph needle goes "ahhh"


Oh, how I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I loathe her?
Yes, I would turn my gaze quickly
But each day when she has to go pee
Her path thunders right before of me

Short, and fat, and smelly and lazy
The girl with Emphysema goes bowling
And when she wheezes each one who sees her goes "ahhh"