MBone for Nothing Songtext
von Severe Tire Damage

Huh!
Look at them nerds
That′s the way to live
You're playing guitar on KQED
That ain′t working, they call it research
MBone for nothing, get your chips for free

Yeah, that ain't working, they call it research
Let me tell you, those guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get some carpal tunnel syndrome

We got to install Microsoft Windows
Read some Dilbert, flame some Usenet newsgroups
I gotta hack now, read a-b-p-e
Answer hatemail from a LUser at webTV

See the faggot with the glasses and bad haircut?
Yeah buddy, that′s his own hair
That little faggot IPOed a high tech startup
That little faggot he a billionaire


We got to install Microsoft Windows
Change some passwords, reboot without a reason
Send out a ping flood
Attack with finger, Redhat UNIX and TCP-IP

I should′ve learned quadratic sieve factoring
I could've learned to play them drums
Look at that man, he′s drunk in public
Yeah buddy, we could have some fun
What's up there, wass up there? A chief technologist
He′s banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee!
That's not workin′, they call it "research"
Playing on the MBone, get your chips for free!

We got to install Microsoft Windows
Worship Kibo, port Apache to a BeBox
I've got to hack now, get root at NASA
I've got to rewrite my old CV

No way that′s working, they call it "research!"
Pictures in the paper, even on TV
That ain′t workin, they call it "research"
MBone for nothin, get your chips for free


Mbone for nothin'
Chips for free
MBone for nothin′
Chips for free
MBone for no one
Ch ch ch Chimps
Chipa!
Hey hey hey I got a pocket protector
Ya dweeb
Hey stop that
Nerd!
Hey, I told you to stop that, I'll beat you up
Dweeb!
I′ll, I'll ... I′ll run away and cry