WTF Was School Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

I was the valedictorian
Of a class of 22
Kinda like the healthiest option
In a pack of gummy fruit
I was elected class president
Cause nobody wanted to
I′m turning 30 and remembering
Dude, what the fuck was school?
What the fuck was school?
What the fuck was thaaat
What the fuck was school?
What the fuck was thaaat
They got babies waking up at 6 am
(Hi)
Cause they say they need some more of them in STEM
I think China's got it
We can probably chill
I don′t know no Bobby Fischers
I know Bobby Hill
French then choir, what am I, a prince?


They really tried to make us renaissance kids
I know butterflies have got a long proboscis
And yet somehow I'm still jobless
I could rattle off conquistadors when I was six
But nobody ever taught me what a mortgage is
I don't have a problem with the knowledge
I just would′ve loved if any of it mattered after college
I know Gregor Mendel something something peas
But they never taught me what was in a lease
Tell me bout the inner workings of a leaf
But why not also teach me gotta wash your sheets
What the fuck was school? (Rhombus)
What the fuck was school? (Lipid)
What the fuck was school? (President Van Buren)
What the fuck was thaaat
What the fuck was school? (Of Mice and Men)
What the fuck was school? (Byzantine)
What the fuck was school? (Dodgeball)
What the fuck was thaaat
Let′s put every thirteen-year old under one roof
And make a bunch of Tyler Herros read Sun Tzu
Place 'em in a prison-style lunch room
Place bets on who′s gonna punch whom
Put a helmet on 'em give em a concussion
Give ′em Hamlet and demand a good discussion
Reprimand 'em randomly because of cussin′
They're supposed to pass rush and pass Russian
They really had us cutting up frogs
Was that just a test to suss out psychopaths?
Raise your hand if this turns you on
Okay Aiden please step out of class
(We got em)
What the fuck was school? (Pre-calc)
What the fuck was school? (The Alamo)
What the fuck was school? (Horniness)
What the fuck was thaaat
What the fuck was school? (Horny-ness)
What the fuck was school? (Bunsen burners)
What the fuck was school? (Milk)
What the fuck was thaaat