Because I Got High Songtext
von Afroman

Roll another blunt
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
La-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da, la-da-da-da (lemme sing this song), la-la-la-la (baby), la-da-da-da
La-la-la-da-da

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high (ooh, ooh, ooh, say what?)
I was gonna get up and find a broom, but then I got high (la-da-da-da-da-da)
My room is still messed up (oh), and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, ′cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da

I was gonna go to class (hey), but then I got high (ooh, ooh, ooh)
I could've cheated and I could′ve passed, but then I got high (la-da-da-da-da-da)
I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, 'cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da


I was gonna go to work, but then I got high (oh, oh, yeah, say what?)
I just got a new promotion (yeah), then I got high (there it is, la-da-da-da-da-da)
Now I′m sellin′ weed (oh), and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, 'cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da

I was gonna go to court (yeah), but then I got high (uh, yeah, say what?)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high
(No, you wasn′t, yes, I was, yes, I was, la-da-da-da-da-da)
They garnished my paycheck (oh), and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, 'cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da

I wasn′t gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, yeah, say what?)
I was gonna pull right over and stop (oh), but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic (oh), and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, ′cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da

I was gonna make love to you (hey), but then I got high (uh, uh, hey)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (go, go, go), but then I got high (go, go, go)
Now I'm jacking off (oh), and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, 'cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah), because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da


I messed up my entire life (hey), because I got high (ooh, ooh, ooh)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (la-da-da-da-da-da)
I′m sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, ′cause I got high (baby), because I got high (yeah,) because I got high
La-da-da-da-da-da

Well, my name is Afroman, and I'm from East Palmdale
(Oh, yeah, say what?)
All the tumbleweed I be smokin′ (yeah) is bomb as hell (there it is)
I don't believe in Hitler (oh), that′s what I said (why, man?)
So all of you skins (baby), please give me more head, more head, more head

I'ma stop singing this song (hey), because I′m high (uh, c'mon, c'mon, oh)
I′m singing this whole thing wrong (go, go, go), because I′m high (go, go, go, go, go)
And if I don't sell one copy, I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, ′cause I'm high (baby), because I′m high (yeah), because I'm high
La-da-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da (he really is high, man)
Shoop-shoop-shoo-be-doo-wop, skibbidy-be-bop, doo-wop
(Ay, he be high sometimes)
A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W (why, man?)
′Cause I'm high, 'cause I′m high, ′cause I'm high (la-da-da-da-da-da)