The U.P. Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

I wanna take you to the U.P
I wanna take you to the Upper Peninsula
I wanna take you to the U.P., baby
Girl let′s go up-perninsula
Michigan is known as the Mitten for
Its shape, but it ain't the whole state
There′s a whole place up above it
Shaped like nothing
And if you like lakes
Great
Have you ever made love to a yooper?
It's the land of Euchre and cougars
And the other kind of cougars
Real cougars
Mackin' on bae up in Mackinac Bay
Paddle on lakes, caught a snapper, caught feelings
Jack of all trades, spade bower what I′m dealing
Said she loved me while I′m fishing, I'm still reeling
So maritime, go paraglide, snow paradise
Joe Pera vibes, so maritime, go paraglide


Snow paradise, Joe Pera vibes
I wanna take you to the U.P., I wanna take you to the Upper Peninsula
I wanna take you to the U.P., baby, girl let′s go up-perninsula
I wanna take you to the U.P., you and me
Oberon and my koozie
Pass that pasty to me
We stayed just past Munising
That's a town there
I KNOW THERES NO BROWN BEARS OK RELAX
Come on down and down a stout
In a stout chair
Beer and chairs is all we know
To the point that we got chairs shaped like the state
That ain′t a joke
Put my sixer in the river and it froze
It's a perfect day to picnic
Only six-ish feet of snow
It′s the woods, you don't need reservations
Saw a lot of deer eat vegetation here
There's a lot of fans of The Reformation
Had a beer on route predestination
I wanna take you to the U.P., I wanna take you to the Upper Peninsula
I wanna take you to the UP, baby, girl let′s go up-perninsula