Plasstic Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Lifetime ban from the porch
Ass so thick went straight through the boards
She made an appeal to the Board
But at that meeting went straight through the floor
Plastic tripled its mass that
Butt has been a Mister Pibb in the past
Mixed with a Ripple Chips bag
Reduce reuse re-diculous ass
Booty you can spot when you′re off-planet
Long legged making her impervious to fall damage
Active camouflage made my knob vanish
When she throw it back I need a ball bandage
Slam it and it hobbled me
Ass that could topple trees
Back off the throttle please
Body like a model T
Honestly it's something out of sci-fi
Wouldn′t say alive but it's lifelike
She can see in thermal for the night life
Did I just find you listed as a wifi?


Engineers and physicists alike
Stand baffled
"How does she support it sans scaffold?"
She must have a polycarbon spine
Her behind makes going to the bathroom a hassle
How you shit with all that ass in the way?
Boobs double D
But the heart double A
Find her by the pool
Where she lay
But she ain't
Tryna tan
She′s charging her solar array
Foreplay? captcha test
I identify a stop sign, BLAP she′s wet
And she loves the way I spot a crosswalk
Girl yo pussy listed as a hotspot
And she drop box like it's file sharing
Let me have her number and it′s primary
Bi and her mind carry binary
Nasty computer like the kind at the library
Met her by the microfiches
She don't eat chips but she reads chips
Freckles form the fibonacci sequence
Uncanny valley that′s her cleavage
Slept together wasn't much sleeping
She just sat there with her red eyes gleaming
Pretty sure she′s solid state powered
Me I slept a solid eight hours
She's just floating like Goku
You don't have to fly we could walk there
It′s a Whole Foods
The boobies soft and she running Ubisoft software
We just have a spark, it′s hot
We got a connection through her armpit dock
Got such a sweet smile if the part's in stock
Is that a twinkle in her eye or a target lock?