Old Man Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

I′m an
Old man
On pills
I'm an
Old man
On pills
I′m an
Old man
On pills
I'm an
Old man
On pills
Waking up at 6 am, damn I slept in
In my pocket there's a perc and a breathmint
Chunky white new balances I stepped in
Tranq is the Answer call me Allen Ivermectin
Drugs become a given with old age
We both got a walking stick, call it co-cane
And my hair is thick, thanks to rogaine
Gotta shit, and I did, thanks to Yoplait


I don′t play
Games but I watch em
Grandsons soccer game
Ate/eight OxyContin
Give that kid a yellow ho be floppin
My blood pressure jump like Obi TOPPIN
Bout to croak, still grow a crocus
Flashlight on my phone, I don′t notice
Watching basketball, grand-daderall to focus
Smoking bones I got rasteoperosis
Bought a eighth
Then I bought a gram off er
Feeling great
I'm your great xan-father
Bah the lake
Looking at the damn water
With a bag of pills taped
To my damn walker
I′m an
Old man
On pills
I'm an
Old man
On pills
I′m an
Old man
On pills
I'm an
Old man
On pills
Oxycontin got me feeling mighty fine
Perc up in my system and the system′s Windows 95
I'll keep it a hundred: I'm 99
I just need the Cubs to win a pennant I can finally die
I got the giant letters on my phone
So I can read it
Multi multivitamins and Vicodin
I′m leaning
Been retired since
Before you were a fetus
Used to run the navy way be-
Fore you were semen
I became a seaman
I′m so old I knew a guy that went to school with Jesus
Find me off a bean eating bean dip
Literally can't remember haters
That′s convenient