I Found It Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

I found it, I found it, I found the clit, yeah
I had to search my whole life
I felt lost I won′t lie
None of my shots were bullseyes
But it was under my nose the whole time
They said it's a myth, I should give it up
But I never quit on the clitoris
They said it′s like the Fountain of Youth or Atlantits
Well I'm one for two, those are pretty good chances
I got a metal detector then I scanned it
Came up empty handed
Same goes for the ghost-hunting camera
She said where's the pleasure at?
I said where′s the treasure map?
Yeah I′m looking for that low plunder
She's my better half and I better have
A headlamp every time I go under
Tried to get a refund from the ghost hunter
But he vanished into thin air
Well, that′s no wonder


Now I'm on Bing typing "Clit where?"
Thought I got it, but I lost it
I just can′t put my finger on it
Then she put her finger on it
I found it
I found it
I found the clit yeah
This the greatest day of my life
I'm in a parade of high fives
They′ll remember me when I die
This is my legacy
They did not believe in the dream
But I'm the one retrieving the bean
Feels like I won a ring for the team
No wait, this is a Nuva
Feels like I just won the Cup
No wait, this is a menstrual cup
It's like I found the Holy Grail
No wait, this is a menstrual cup
What is this, a loot drop?
Girl, your pussy got a loadout
I can′t believe I found the red dot
I′m out of breath and I'm also out of wedlock
I got requested to come and do a TED talk
And I′ll oblige
And I'll do the Q&A after
I′m like I'm about to blow your minds
You can just ask her
I found it, I found it
I found the clit, Yeah
I found it, I found it
I found the clit, Yeah