Capt's Log: Hull Compromised (Cont.) Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

They were all wrong
Except about me being nuts, that part was right on the money
Dang, that would have made a sick intro
Now I don′t suppose anyone will ever hear this
The torpedo that I fired when I was high circumnavigated
The earth and punched a hole in the hull the size
Of the Dr. Anthony Purplepoop Memorial Crevice
I'm sealed off in the marijuana sauna
In retrospect, setting the smoke detectors
To dim the lights was a poor choice


From what I can make out by blunt light
My stocks of starburst and tartar sauce are nearly depleted
The good news is there′s a little bit of Ciroc left
The bad news: it's in my custom bidet
My only hope now is to don my solid gold Versace sea suit
And issue a sexy distress signal into the front of the ship
If anyone's listening
This is Captain Scoochie Boochie of the SS Manatee
And I found the Lost City
Of Atlantis