Bean Buffet Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Welcome to the bean buffet
We only have beans an obscene array
From green to baked
Yeah the stank is so strong
Make a green beret break down
All we do is beans, this is not a steakhouse
We don′t have Pepsi, is beans okay?
Welcome to the bean buffet
Welcome to my dream
People said this seems insane
Won't it probably stink?
Yes
You can palm it from the heating tray
You don′t even need a plate
Just a love for beans
Also someone needs to pay
18 bucks a head and you can bean away
And if you need a drink
All we got is coffee
You would not believe the stink


Even in the lobby
Let alone the restaurant proper
Farts that sound like smelly helicopters
It's a safe space for the gaseous
People really blast it
Plus the stank of the beans helps to mask it
There are no plates, just reach in and grab it
Dude legumes are super lucrative
There's a lima round the block, just to get in
They thought I was stupid, now I′m stupid rich
We don′t have plates
Take your hand and scoop it in
As it turns out, people love to touch the beans
Customers come up to me
Say I changed their life
I say don't give up your dreams
That is my advice
Here′s a "Bean There Done That"
Hat that you should buy
Bye