Nobody's Perfect Songtext
von Sarah Silverman

Abraham Lincoln
We get it
You′re tall
You don't need the hat too
Or maybe you do
Mother Theresa
Two words
B-O
She was nice, I′ll give her that
But she didn't smell like a rose
She did a lot of good in the world
But guess who
Smelled like poo
Nobody's perfect
No one at all
Nobody′s perfect
There′s always a flaw
Don't go thinking you′re any better
There's always something wrong
George Washington Carver


Changed the world with his nuts
He sat on a few and invented
Peanut butter with his butt
P-F-T
Who cares about the peanut?
The peanut′s like the penny of snack foods
And well, well, well
Look who's on the penny
Surprised that I was tall enough
Well, you know me
Ghandi, do you ever wash
That white sheet that you wear?
Do you have a last name
Or is it just like Cher?
You hunger-striked for peace
When the truth was you hated your thighs
Enough with the lies
And it′s time to wash that sheet
Nobody's perfect
No one at all
Nobody's perfect
There′s always a flaw
Don′t go thinking you're any better
There′s always something wrong
Nobody's perfect
I′m not perfect
I'm way too pretty, first of all
I eat and eat like a pig
Cannot gain a pound
The doctor′s worried, by the way, about that
My IQ is like 4 million
Which is, it can be a burden
Actually, you wouldn't understand, huh?
I like to think of myself as very Jesus-y
I can say that because
I don't think he was a savior or anything
I just mean I′m into peace
Plus I wear sandals
You know, he wore sandals
So there′s that
But mostly
We have the same hair