BB Gun Songtext
von Roger Alan Wade

Keep it rollin′ Sammy

I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I′d done
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I'd like to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkey′s butt
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
Tell everybody what you really weigh
And just for fun, I′d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun


I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I′d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I'd love to kick your poodle, I′d love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD's with a baseball bat
Send you fat mouth mama sailin′ like the flyin' nun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I′d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister up on each bun
I′d like to pop Sally Field right square in the ass with a Red Ryder BB gun