Anthrax Songtext
von Robin Williams

The whole anthrax thing had people going
Remember, they said, "Don′t open your mail"
Why? There's white powder in envelopes, really
Your mother and I used to look for white powder in envelopes

We weren′t online, we did lines, my friend
Yes, oh, yeah
And there were ninjas on the fucking lawn trying to kill us
And now there are people trying to kill us

And that's why I bought a gas mask
'Cause I thought I′ll be safe
I′ve got a gas mask, wait a minute
I can't even get a condom on when I want to

You know that thing where you′re gonna
Hey baby, yeah I gotta, I gotta love glove, yeah hold on, yeah
I'll be right with you, honey
And there′s your penis like a midget in a diving suit


I don't think we′re going in today, Pete
We didn't make the deadline, oh yeah, baby
As how? Emm
And do you remember when they sent anthrax to Congress?
They sent it to Tom Daschle's office

And they cleared that fucking place out
It was like, everybody out!
Come on headsmen suit, they′re all leaving
They′re putting them underground, they're protecting them

But as the congressmen walk out
They go, but the rest of you
Go about your lives
Everything is perfectly okay

We′ll be miles away
It's like when you go to the dentist
And he puts a little lead bib over your balls
He walks behind concrete going, "You′ll be fine"

But how can you tell if congress was sick?
It's night of the living dead anyway
They′re all over there, all those old senators like Strom and Jesse going
You know, you know


The Confederate flag is just a symbol of states' rights
Yeah, and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm, now, come on
Come on out of here, now
It's scary