Self Esteem Songtext
von Riki Lindhome

You text at three in the morning
And you misspell my name
You′ve slept with half my friends on facebook
And most of them think you are lame

You say that with me it's different
And you′re not that big of a dick
And if you disappear, it's 'cause you′re busy
Not ′cause you're with some other chick

I know that this might be uncouth
But I decided to tell you the truth
My self esteem′s not low enough to date you
It's close, but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more rejected
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair


I seem like your perfect target
Like I′ve been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I′ll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have no one
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I′d been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm

I know that this might be uncouth
But I decided to tell you the truth
My self esteem′s not low enough to date you
It's close, but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more desperate
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair

This could last forever, you just have to give me time
To learn to deal with bullshit and blatant lies

But for now, for now
My self esteem′s not low enough to date you
It's so close, but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more wasted
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair