Mean Old Man Songtext
von Rick Moranis

I′m from nowhere near Kentucky
No right to sing them southern blues
I'm from Toronto, snowy city
From a neighborhood of Jews

Don′t get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains
I get no buzz from Bowling Green
After a long day on the golf course
I like to take a little steam

That mean old man who gives the blazes
Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
He hits so hard my skin is burning
Well you should see the welts he leaves

That mean old man
That mean old man

They wanna play a little poker
Promise me I won't lose my shirt
Well every mensch a Cuban smoker
I can't sit down my butt still hurts


That mean old man
That mean old man who gives the blazes
Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
He hits so hard my skin is burning
Well you should see the welts he leaves
That mean old man
That mean old man

That mean old man he′s here on Sundays
And that′s when all the regulars show
Turn up the heat these are the fun days
Hey it's my turn I gotta go

That mean old man
That mean old man who gives the blazes
Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
He hits so hard my skin is burning
Well you should see the welts he leaves
That mean old man
That mean old man

That mean man