Just Us Songtext
von Richard Pryor
Just Us Songtext
I was in jail too man, it′s cold blooded in the jail
Nixon wouldn't have lasted two days
They′d have turned him out
Niggas was waiting on Nixon to come to jail
"What's happening Tricky Dick?"
Ha ha ha
Yeah
I'm gonna see how tricky y′all
Couldn′t you see Nixon right
"Let me make this perfectly clear"
I went to jail for income tax evasion right
You know I didn't know a motherfucking thing about no taxes
I told the judge said "Your Honor I forgot"
He said "You remember next year nigga"
Start writing on your ass
They give niggas time like it′s lunch down there
You go down there looking for justice that's what you find
Just us
Day one nigga 40 years man
I saw the judge said "40 years straight up"
"40 Years"
"That′s right fella 40 years
You want some more time buddy?"
And dude had a court appointed lawyer right
Copping a plea for him and said
"Your Honor this man is not a heroin dealer per se
He's being manipulated by these people
He was merely trying to get enough monies together
To help his dear mom she had a spinal condition
She needed an operation
And he didn′t have the funds to do this Your Honor
And he was merely trying to raise the money
He tried every odd job he could
And he could not raise the monies
When the officers caught him with the 280 kilos
He was trying to purchase a hospital in the Bahamas"
Judge said "Motion denied"
Nigga was so fucked up when they let him away
He said "Thank you Your Honor"
Made me mad too Jack
You know I said "Give that motherfucker 40 years that's cold blooded"
Said "Motherfucker sentence me but he ain't gonna get my dignity
Kiss my ass Jack"
I stepped right up there shit
Said "What it is?
Huh? Run it down"
Judge said "What are you doing the next couple of months Mr. Pryor?"
"Well I′ll be helping crippled children and
Anything I can for humanity sir"
I had my pants all down by my ankles when he was finished
"Just don′t stick it in too far Your Honor please"
You got to be funny in jail or give up the booty
Wasn't nobody fucking me no place
I made niggas laugh all day long
Keep they mind off the booty
Nigga try to fuck me you′d have read about it in Jet
Been picture of the week
Doctors be like "Mr. Pryor would you let the dick go now please?
We just want to sew it back on the body"
Nixon wouldn't have lasted two days
They′d have turned him out
Niggas was waiting on Nixon to come to jail
"What's happening Tricky Dick?"
Ha ha ha
Yeah
I'm gonna see how tricky y′all
Couldn′t you see Nixon right
"Let me make this perfectly clear"
I went to jail for income tax evasion right
You know I didn't know a motherfucking thing about no taxes
I told the judge said "Your Honor I forgot"
He said "You remember next year nigga"
Start writing on your ass
They give niggas time like it′s lunch down there
You go down there looking for justice that's what you find
Just us
Day one nigga 40 years man
I saw the judge said "40 years straight up"
"40 Years"
"That′s right fella 40 years
You want some more time buddy?"
And dude had a court appointed lawyer right
Copping a plea for him and said
"Your Honor this man is not a heroin dealer per se
He's being manipulated by these people
He was merely trying to get enough monies together
To help his dear mom she had a spinal condition
She needed an operation
And he didn′t have the funds to do this Your Honor
And he was merely trying to raise the money
He tried every odd job he could
And he could not raise the monies
When the officers caught him with the 280 kilos
He was trying to purchase a hospital in the Bahamas"
Judge said "Motion denied"
Nigga was so fucked up when they let him away
He said "Thank you Your Honor"
Made me mad too Jack
You know I said "Give that motherfucker 40 years that's cold blooded"
Said "Motherfucker sentence me but he ain't gonna get my dignity
Kiss my ass Jack"
I stepped right up there shit
Said "What it is?
Huh? Run it down"
Judge said "What are you doing the next couple of months Mr. Pryor?"
"Well I′ll be helping crippled children and
Anything I can for humanity sir"
I had my pants all down by my ankles when he was finished
"Just don′t stick it in too far Your Honor please"
You got to be funny in jail or give up the booty
Wasn't nobody fucking me no place
I made niggas laugh all day long
Keep they mind off the booty
Nigga try to fuck me you′d have read about it in Jet
Been picture of the week
Doctors be like "Mr. Pryor would you let the dick go now please?
We just want to sew it back on the body"
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