Guns Songtext
von Rheostatics

You take a gun and shoot an animal
Say, like your neighbor or a squirrel
Safe to say that any one time
Both can be spotted in the locale
And struck down with ease
You can rest easy in knowing
That the pencil rains will lodge in the target you′ve shot at
And maybe even in some stuff you didn't shoot at


Neat
Stupid
Disgusting

You can take this recipe to the bank and put it in a long-term deposit
Because the results are always guaranteed

One: some goof produces said weapon from a factory
Two: some goof owns a store that peddles death
Three: some goof buys the power toy
Four: said last goof gets a novel idea
Five: someone, not necessarily a goof, dies

Guns