Jeremiah Peabody’s Poly‐Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills Songtext
von Ray Stevens

Woah, woah

Well do you have that rundown feelin′, does your head go reelin'?
Are you nervous, jumpy or on the edge?
Is it neuritis, neuralgia, a head cold or stress?
Maybe it′s your sinus drainage

Do you have tired blood, beriberi?
Or maybe you're a little overweight?
You better make some correction in all this infection
Just send in one dollar ninety eight

Get ridda that runny nose that naggin' cough that sneeze
That wheeze and other injuries
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills
Take Jeremiah Peabody′s polyunsaturated, quick dissolvin′, fast actin'
Pleasant tastin′ green and purple pills

Woah, woah
Oh-yeah


Well, it won't upset your stomach, they good for arthiritis
They soothes all your aches and pains
Get ridda those hammers in your head
Don′t be a hyprakrondriac
Start feelin' better again

Get ridda that fungus amongus
They good for every ailment, includin′ water on the knee
And it's guaranteed to be just what you need
For quick, fast, speedy relief

Get ridda that runny nose that naggin' cough that sneeze
Wheeze and other injuries
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills
Take Jeremiah Peabody′s polyunsaturated, quick dissolvin′, fast actin'
Pleasant tastin′ green and purple pills

Woah, little green and purple pills
Just take one and put it in tounge and get a glass of water and go
Oh, make you feel good, yeah