Billy Baliff Songtext
von Rat Hole
Billy Baliff Songtext
The bailiffs are coming on a Tuesday night, I′m hunkering down, getting ready for a fight
They won't take my stuff, they won′t take me alive, cos I'll never pay that parking fine
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
I know my rights, you fucking slag, you can't come in unless I say you can
They′ve taken my tools and they′ve taken my van, but I still owe them about fifty grand
Knock, knock, knock, here we go
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can't pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
No, no, it's Billy Bailiff bollocks
When they arrived I was quiet as a mouse
Like 007 when I′m creeping round the house
It was all well and good, till I needed a shit
Then I had to roly poly to the toilet
Knock, knock, knock, here we go
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
Oh no, it's Billy Bailiff bollocks
Oh, what do you want
I'm here to take all of Dr Smackpots things
Oh, well a Dr Smackpot don′t live here mate
Well what′s your name then let me ask you that
My name is Harry
Harry who
Harry Potter
Right, do you really expect me to believe that I'm coming in
Oh, I see you don′t have much in the way of valuable possesions here
I'm seizing those special brew cans and that crack pipe
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they'll take it away from me
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they'll take it away from me
Oh no, It′s Billy Bailiff, bollocks
They won't take my stuff, they won′t take me alive, cos I'll never pay that parking fine
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
I know my rights, you fucking slag, you can't come in unless I say you can
They′ve taken my tools and they′ve taken my van, but I still owe them about fifty grand
Knock, knock, knock, here we go
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can't pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
No, no, it's Billy Bailiff bollocks
When they arrived I was quiet as a mouse
Like 007 when I′m creeping round the house
It was all well and good, till I needed a shit
Then I had to roly poly to the toilet
Knock, knock, knock, here we go
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
Oh no, it's Billy Bailiff bollocks
Oh, what do you want
I'm here to take all of Dr Smackpots things
Oh, well a Dr Smackpot don′t live here mate
Well what′s your name then let me ask you that
My name is Harry
Harry who
Harry Potter
Right, do you really expect me to believe that I'm coming in
Oh, I see you don′t have much in the way of valuable possesions here
I'm seizing those special brew cans and that crack pipe
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can't pay, they′ll take it away from me
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they'll take it away from me
If you can′t pay, we'll take it away
If you can't pay, we′ll take it away
They said if you can′t pay, they'll take it away from me
Oh no, It′s Billy Bailiff, bollocks
Writer(s): Ewan Boissinot, Max Crook Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
