Charmaine Songtext
von Plan B

The first day I saw her was at the train station
She was half black, half Caucasian
At first, yo, I thought she was asian
But as I get a bit closer her origin in blatent

The best of both worlds, caramel complexion
And I swear when she smiled I almost, got an erection
Piercing green eyes, they shine like emeralds
When she, gave me the wink I could only think with my genitals
She tells me her name as soon as I approach her
Its Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa
I say, "Is that Spanish?" she says, "yeah"
I say, "kosher"
Whole time I′m imagining what it would be like to dose her
Train pulls up and we get on it together
Duration of the journey get to know each other better
We exchange numbers and agree to meet up afterwards
She blows me a kiss and with that I departed


Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

One week and £20 phone credit later
I don't just wanna seduce this girl, now I wanna date her
She got a great personality and sense of humour
Next time we meet it, just can′t come any sooner
We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar
She's already there when I arrive and she looks the part
Even more stunning than I remember
Fuck it, drop-dead gorgeous
Her arse is tight and her breasts are bloody enormous!
Hand in hand we walk over to the doorman
He's got a big shiny head yo, he looks like George Foreman
He let′s her through and asks me for I.D
I′m like "what the hell you talking 'bout man, I′m 19!"
I whip my driver's licence out and he lets me in
Then I trip over a step, how embarrassing
Charmaine let′s to see it all but pretends not to see
I feel like a fool, she just thinks it's sweet


Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

The night goes a lot smoother than planned
Apart from the little hick-up at the start it′s all gone grand
Whenever guys try to chat her up, she shows them the hand
Turns down every dance saying I'm her man
We get a cab back to my place where we get it on
I take off my shirt, she strips right down to the thong
I marvel at her body, feluptuous curves
She's a real woman, no doubt about it
Her confidence is sky high
She′s the one who′s got me on my back
She's saying "baby this is your night"
I′m like "alright, it's worth a go I s′pose
So, we switch roles and she takes full control
She starts slow, grinding me softly
Whilst kissing yeah, she's doing me properly
It′s when I start thinking man, this girls gotta be from outta this world or something
Because she's shocking me
Never felt like this before this was more than sex
Sex was something that you had with skets
Starting the next day you regret with a
Girl you wish that you had never met
Na-ah, no way man, this had to be love
I couldn't believe I was saying it, but that′s what it was
Like a leaf in the autumn, I had fallen
After that nothing else seemed important

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

So now it′s time to hear my predicament, my catch 22
I loved this girl but now I have to cut her loose
So I was talking to one of my boys the very next day
And I, told him all about me and Charmaine
He looks at me in a very strange way
And asks me if De La Rosa is her surname
If she's mixed race and her eyes are green
I say "yeah"
He replies, "blud, that girl′s fourteen."