Hello, Operator Songtext
von Plainride

Let me take you back to the present day
Summer in Chicago ′68
A flabbergasting document arrives
Got a telefax on the mojo wire
Cost of living's on an all-time high
Sure ain′t just as easy to provide
Well, brother, have you heard?
'Bout the fast and forceful kicking-strike
Of the secretary bird

I said: "No, But I'm awfully intrigued
Won′t you hang around and lay it right on me?"
She said: "alright (Now listen here)
We got freaks in the west
Freaks in the east
Power to the people, now, unleash the beast
Kropotkin mixes quite the moscow mule"

Brother, have you heard?
′Bout the fast and forceful kicking-strike
Of the secretary bird


Hello, operator
Can you put me in touch
With the good life?
Hello, operator
There's so much still to do
Just tell me how to do it right (Drop the bomb)

It′s just as easy as one, two, three
Now won't you just repeat after me?
I said: "Oh My, Alright"

Now you heard
What you gotta do?
Spread the word
′Bout the fast and forceful kicking-strike
Of the secretary bird


Hello, operator
Can you put me in touch
With the good life?
Hello, operator
There's so much still to do
Just tell me how to do it right
Hello, operator
Can you put me in touch
With the good life? I beg ya
Hello, operator
There′s so much still to do
So let's get together and do it
We gotta do it right