wet jeans Songtext
von omlet

A naked mole rat with nowhere to run
Getting fried by the rays of the sun
The stares from his peers will burn him to a crisp
A well done rodent, that′s what I call a dish!
A slimy little thing, scurrying along
Has no clue that being mean is wrong
A venomous snake in a world of feather boas
I can't stand your attitude,
I really gotta tell ya
You′re uncool, like wet jeans
No one wants to wear wet jeans
(Wet jeans!)
I'm so cool, look at me
And I don't ever gotta be mean
(Not mean!)
Your ridiculous demeanor is
Enough to make me scream
Erase the frown that′s on your face
Before I come and do it first
But that′s not (Uh-uh)


Very nice (Nuh-uh)
So I'll refuse to grow a backbone
And let evil persist
Punch the bully in the nose
And let the blood run
There′s nothing more gutsy,
But nothing as fun
The stares from your peers swell your
Stomach up with guilt
Standing your ground
Wasn't why you were built
Ducking out of view,
Please leave me alone
Recognition made you shiver in your bones
A scaredy-cat too afraid to share her views
I don′t gotta take a stand,
Someone else will do it
(Hey, guess what?)
You're uncool, like wet jeans
No one wants to wear wet jeans
(Wet jeans!)
I′m so cool, look at me
And I don't ever gotta be mean
(Not mean!)
Your ridiculous demeanor is
Enough to make me scream
Erase the frown that's on your face
Before I come and do it first
But that′s not (Uh-uh)
Very nice (Nuh-uh)
So I′ll refuse to grow a backbone
And let evil persist
I won't step up, I won′t bother
Wet jeans keep 'em on after the shower
I won′t step up, I won't bother
Wet jeans keep ′em on after the shower
I won't step up, I won't bother
Wet jeans keep ′em on after the shower
I won′t step up, I won't bother
Wet jeans keep ′em on after the shower!
You're uncool, like wet jeans
No one wants to wear wet jeans
(Wet jeans!)
I′m so cool, look at me
And I don't ever gotta be mean
(Not mean!)
Your ridiculous demeanor is
Enough to make me scream
Erase the frown that′s on your face
Before I come and do it first
But that's not (Uh-uh)
Very nice (Nuh-uh)
So I'll refuse to grow a backbone
And let evil persist