I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again Songtext
von Obscurest Vinyl

I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my god) what did I do?
I can′t take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin′ up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh god

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can′t take a dump
′Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn′t want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin′ please, just take me back


I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
′Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin′ yard

Oh, glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can′t take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin′ up my butthole

Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin′ yard
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin′ yard