100% Guaranteed Songtext
von Nathan Burton

I′ll keep you up all night
I'll keep you down when you′re high
I'll steal your money
Insult you honey
I'm guaranteed to keep you satisfied


I′ll ignore my ringing telephone
I′ll ignore you when we're alone
I′ll sell your clothes
Make tactless jokes
I'm guaranteed to waste all of your time

So, you pay for lunch
Cause when it comes to the crunch
Honey, one flower′s a bunch

I'll keep you up all night
I′ll keep you down when you're high
I'll smoke ′em all
And leave it all to fall
I′m guaranteed to keep you satisfied
I'm guaranteed to keep you satisfied