X Songtext
von Mitch Hedberg

I got a fire alarm at home but really it′s more like a 9-volt battery
Slowly drainer. If you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt
Batteries, then buy this circle. I have no problem not listening to
The Temptations, which is weird. Listerine hurts, man. When I put
Listerine in my mouth, I'm fucking angry. Germs do not go quietly. If
You′re watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot. Don't
Follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in
The opposite direction. You will fast forward the parade
Xylophone is spelled an X. That's wrong. Xylophone, "zzz", X? I don′t fucking see it. It should be a Z up front. Next time you
Have to spell xylophone, use a Z. And if someone says, "Hey
That′s wrong," say, "No, it ain't. If you think that′s wrong, then
You need to have your head Z-rayed." It's like X wasn′t given enough
To do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you won't start a
Lot of words, but we will give you a co-starring role in tic-tac-
Toe. And you will be acquainted with hugs and kisses. And you will
Mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And
Incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you fucking X?