Principia Discordia (Or How I Found the Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her) Songtext
von Minus K
Principia Discordia (Or How I Found the Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her) Songtext
Principia Discordia
Or How I Found The Goddess
And What I Did To Her When I Found Her
Wherein is explained
Absolutely everything
Worth knowing
About absolutely anything
A jug of wine
A leg of lamb
And thou
Beside me
Whistling in the darkness
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order
NOT JUNK MAIL
Some excerpts
From an interview
With Malaclypse The Younger
By the Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald News
Sun Tribune Journal Dispatch Post
And San Francisco
Discordian Society Cabal
Bulletin and Intergalactic Report
And POPE POOP
Greater Poop: Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously
Sometimes I take seriousness humourosly
Either way, it′s irrelevant!
Maybe you're just crazy!
Indeed, but do not reject these teachings as false
Because I′m crazy
The reason that I'm crazy is
Because they are true!
Is Eris True?
Everything is True
Even false things?
Even false things are true!
How can that be?
I don't know man, I didn′t do it!
Why do you deal with so many negatives?
To dissolve them
Will you′ll develop that point?
No!
Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
There was a zen story about a student who asked the master
To explain the meaning of buddhism
The master's reply was three pounds of flax
Is that your answer to my question?
No, of course not!
That′s just illustrative
The answer to to your question
Is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
SUSPENDED ANNIHILATION
Principia Discordia
Or How I Found The Goddess
And What I Did To Her When I Found Her
Being a beginning introduction to the Erisian Mysterees
Which is most interesting!
As divinely revealed to my High Reverence
Malaclypse The Younger, K.S.C.
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
And High Priest of the Paratheo-anameta-mystichood
Of Eris, Esoteric
POEE
Hail Eris!
Or How I Found The Goddess
And What I Did To Her When I Found Her
Wherein is explained
Absolutely everything
Worth knowing
About absolutely anything
A jug of wine
A leg of lamb
And thou
Beside me
Whistling in the darkness
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order
NOT JUNK MAIL
Some excerpts
From an interview
With Malaclypse The Younger
By the Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald News
Sun Tribune Journal Dispatch Post
And San Francisco
Discordian Society Cabal
Bulletin and Intergalactic Report
And POPE POOP
Greater Poop: Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously
Sometimes I take seriousness humourosly
Either way, it′s irrelevant!
Maybe you're just crazy!
Indeed, but do not reject these teachings as false
Because I′m crazy
The reason that I'm crazy is
Because they are true!
Is Eris True?
Everything is True
Even false things?
Even false things are true!
How can that be?
I don't know man, I didn′t do it!
Why do you deal with so many negatives?
To dissolve them
Will you′ll develop that point?
No!
Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
There was a zen story about a student who asked the master
To explain the meaning of buddhism
The master's reply was three pounds of flax
Is that your answer to my question?
No, of course not!
That′s just illustrative
The answer to to your question
Is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
SUSPENDED ANNIHILATION
Principia Discordia
Or How I Found The Goddess
And What I Did To Her When I Found Her
Being a beginning introduction to the Erisian Mysterees
Which is most interesting!
As divinely revealed to my High Reverence
Malaclypse The Younger, K.S.C.
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
And High Priest of the Paratheo-anameta-mystichood
Of Eris, Esoteric
POEE
Hail Eris!
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