Women’s Appreciation, Pt. 1 Songtext
von Michael $cott

Oh, Phyllis got flashed
Oh, c′mon, we are laughing at Phyllis
But she's not even here
So no harm
No foul
Incidentally, where were you during all this
Maybe you′re the flasher
Uh-huh
Prove it
Let's see
Let's see your penis
I, you know, as that was coming out of my mouth
I knew that it was
It was wrong
I knew it was wrong

Women can′t have fun if they don′t feel safe
No, women can't have fun if they don′t feel safe


I celebrate these women
They deserve the right to dress as they please
To dress as they please
If Pam wants to show more cleavage
She should be able to
I encourage that
Yeah, I encourage that

You know what
That's it
Conference room
Five minutes
Women′s appreciation
Did I come from a woman
Have I slept with a woman
More than one
I am the expert
I will conduct it
I know the crap out of women

Women can't have fun if they don′t feel safe
No, women can't have fun if they don't feel safe


I celebrate these women
They deserve the right to dress as they please
To dress as they please
If Pam wants to show more cleavage
She should be able to
I encourage that
Yeah, I encourage that

When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party
I nearly vomited
Okay, no cat fights, please
Let′s, my point is, my point is, a penis, when seen in the right context
Is the most wonderful sight for a woman
But in the wrong context it is like a monster movie

I celebrate these women
They deserve the right to dress as they please
To dress as they please
If Pam wants to show more cleavage
She should be able to
I encourage that
Yeah, I encourage that