Safety Training Songtext
von Michael $cott

My life
Oh, my life
Everything′s wrong
The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression
Dwight, you ignorant slut
My head is in such pain and turmoil
This is about doing and not thinking
And that is why I am going to jump off this roof

Bale 'er
I hardly knew her


I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am

Okay, you know what
You′re making it sound kinda lame
So skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff
Like sometimes computers can explode
Can they not
Bale 'er
I hardly knew her

I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am


I saved a life, my own
Am I a hero
I really can't say
But, yes

I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I, Braveheart
I am
I, Braveheart
I am