(Shorty Wanna Spend) My Stimulus Check Songtext
von MC Lars

Honey, where are you going with my stimulus check?

I got a check in the mail and I′m guessin'
The government sent it to prevent a recession
Boost the economy through retail investing
But shorty said "No! That cash needs spending!"
With the mortgage crisis pending
Consumer rights need defending
And it′s not like she's pretending
That she'll ever pay back what I′m lending, no!
She twerkin′ to the beat like dat ass hits hard
We're maxing out my Visa and my Mastercard
She loves dollars like her name was Adam Smith
I guess I′m clubbing with a Keynesian economist
It might drop like the dollar's spending power
In the club dropping duckets by the hour
She′s got game theory, that's the way she balls
When she spends my money inflation rates fall

Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check
Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check


My baby don′t work, but she likes to spend
She'll leave me in the poor house in the end
And if she worked she'd know about free trade
Supply and demand mean baby gets paid
Shorty wanna party in a Maserati
When I see my bank statement then I know she′s got me
She′s like Karl Marx when she burns those bills
Free market stimulant like John Stuart Mill
Shorty want a diamond, shorty want a Benz
Shorty spent my money, fiscal plan is not her friend
When I got my check on that beautiful night
I was like "Wow, the government did something right!"
But as soon as it came my girl was drinking Cristal
Pretty soon I had no money in the bank at all

Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check
Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check

Honey, where are you going with my stimulus check?
You're out on the town splurging
Wasting all my money it′s like really bad
Okay it may be patriotic
They may say you're helping to restart
The economy and prevent a recession
But you need to be planning for the
Long term, you know what I′m saying?
Real estate, land
But you're out on the town
Spending my money, stop!


The way she wastes money is so patriotic
The latest outfit, my girl′s got it
Mad consumption, that's her function
Blatant wasting, no compunction
I got a girl who's bad with dough, you know?
And so I kick it on the floor when I let her know at the show
She′s gotta be better with those dollars
Holler, my bank account′s getting smaller!
My people they be buying, America is thriving
With the way my girl is spending, the economy's been mending
I′m not pretending I'm upset
The GNP is the best ever yet
I guess excess is her MO
But now I′m drinking powdered milk 'cause I′m freakin' broke

Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check
Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check
Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check
Shorty wanna spend my stimulus check