Costumed Characters Face Dangers While at the Workplace Songtext
von Mark Eitzel

I know it′s my job to smile and wave
And bring you into the magic
But in your snake eyes everything dies
And makes a costume seem tragic
I did not mean to scare your sad little brat
And also being right don't make you true
And hey, if pixie dust is not in your heart
It becomes the dirt that buries you


I don′t believe in the future
It's all going to shit
But I thought we could still put on a show
The doubts you share are the autumn to despair
It's like watching ashes fall on snow

And when I walk down Main Street, U.S.A.
I wave and smile but look no one in the eye
When I walk down Main Street, U.S.A. Through faces too deadly to die
When I walk down Main Street, U.S.A.
I wave and smile and say my goodbyes
When I walk down Main Street, U.S.A.
This is all over, this is just a lie

I know it′s my job to smile and wave
Hey, can you tell me my crime?
Honestly dear, it drains my soul
To be the mean focus of your fake good time