Stoner Songtext
von Machine Gun Fellatio

What you′re about to hear is a true story
It actually happened

She could call me, I should phone her
But I'm too shaky, she′s a stoner
I'm so friendly, she's a loner
I′m on a key, she′s a stoner

I haven't got it, I haven′t got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven't got it, I haven′t got it
I never lost it, I never had it

She likes TV, her name's Mona
I get frisky, she′s a stoner
She gets hungry, calls me over
Pleading me sweet things, she's my stoner


I haven't got it, I haven′t got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven′t got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it

I′m taking you to hell

Spanish family, Barcelona
She's my gypsy, she′s a stoner
He looks shifty, drinks Corona
Sells her fifty, she's a stoner

I haven′t got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven't got it, I haven′t got it
I never lost it, I never had it

I′m taking you to hell

She's your mistress, organ donor
You get her kidney, you′re a stoner
Sing it with me, sing it slower
Are you ready?

She's a stoner