Forgetting Things Songtext
von Louis C.K.

I worry about getting old only
′Cause I don't wanna lose my memory, you know?
I mean some of it, I would love to lose
But it doesn′t work that way
You gotta take it all or none, I guess
But I lose, I forget things, you know?
Like, remember Fonzie from Happy Days?
I don't remember him
I don't even know what you′re talking about


I forget weird things, you know?
Like I was walking down the street once in New York
And there was a guy in a van, and he rolled down the window and he said
"Hey, get in the van, and suck my dick"
And I said, "Alright", you know
So I got in the van, and you know, I was tryna pull the door, the sliding door
But it kept, and he′s like, "Hey, just shuts, don't, you don′t have to"
I was like, "Sorry", he's like, "Everybody does that it′s okay"

So I'm kneeling on the floor of the van
On like a purse and there′s no lady in there
But I'm like, "I came here to suck this guy's dick, not like take inventory"
Let′s just get to work, so I started sucking his dick
And about halfway through, I′m guessing
I remembered that I really don't like doing that
So senior moment