Model Guy Songtext
von Lemon Law

Big nosed, flat footed
thick eye browed
Dumb as a blonde
and I stand out in a crowd
I′m not 6 feet tall and
I don't have a tan
I′m not Brad Pitt and
I'm not Superman


I hope that she never leaves
Cuz I need her way
more than she needs me
And I'll do my best
and I honestly try
Even though I′m not
that sexy model guy

Zits up and down my neck
because I can′t shave
And yet I've been doing it
since the 6th grade
Going bald being fat
with a hairy chest
Doesn′t stop me from loving you
And doing my best


I hope that she never leaves
Cuz I need her way
more than she needs me
And I'll do my best
and I honestly try
Even though I′m not
that sexy model guy