Whatcha-Ma-Call-It Songtext
von Lee Lessack

You put the who-zie on the what-zie
Attach the what-zie to the who-zie
Connect the thing-a-ma-jing to the thing-a-ma-bob
And that′ll make the what-cha-ma-call-it go

You hook the gidget to the gadget
Attach the gadget to the gidget
Unhook the ding-a-ling-dang from the diddly-do
That seems to sort of settle the so-and-so

When the you-know doesn't almost
And the gizmo never quite
Simply follow these instructions
Everything will turn out all right


You put the who-zie on the what-zie
Attach the gidget to the gadget
Connect the hick-a-ma-do to the jig-a-ma-bob
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma-so-and-so
Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call-it go

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John Boswell playing the hick-
A-ma-do with his thing-a-ma-bob. Look Ma, no hands!

When the you-know doesn′t almost
And the gizmo never quite
Simply follow these instructions
Everything will turn out all right

Unhook the who-zie on the what-zie
Attach the gadget to the gidget
Connect the ding-a-ling-dang to the jig-a-ma-bob
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma-so-and-so
Then sit back and watch
Turn it up one more notch
Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call-it go